no one: wow you look really nice today
no one: im really glad i know you
no one: wanna date me?
no one: youre the smartest person ive ever met
no one: you have a great taste in music
no one: i dont think youre weird
fuckoffstrider: i’m actually kind of afraid to meet my online friends not because of the possibility of them being an online predator, but because they’re gonna realize how much of a loser i am in real life. and think something like “wow have i really been friends with you this whole entire time”